I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing!
I got this at work. My plan was to eat half and take the rest home for lunch tomorrow. I started eating, then a dessert order came in. About then I was halfway through, and when I went back to the private dining room, I was only going to eat a couple more bites of veggies, I swear! But I must have blinked because I'd finished it. I was so full! The guy who cooked it for me couldn't believe I ate it all either. I waddled to the subway. I guess he can't call me "Small Portion" anymore.